Once upon a time there was a pretty pink variagated yarn.
It wanted to be socks, but it was a little bit *fluffy"
and by that I mean .....it could stand to lose a little weight.
It tried to be Hopscotch Socks by Liz Swanson,
but that was chunky, bumpy and not very flattering.
Then it tried to be Vanilla Latte Socks by Virginia Rose-Jeanes,
but they were, oh I don't know......TOO VANILLA?
So, they decided to be No-Purl Monkey Socks by Cookie A. and Crafty Pancakes.
And as Goldilocks would say, "they were JUST right!"